Official Factory Results Released: The Good, The Bad, The Batmobile?

It’s been quite the ride, folks. The engines have revved, the gears have grinded, and we’re left with the aftermath of our first ever challenge. Some cars impressed, some… well, they tried. As always, our three brave (or foolish) hosts will be dishing out their sarcastic, politically incorrect, yet endearing commentary on the contenders.

1 - Official Factory Results Released: The Machines That Survived

It wasn’t easy, but these brave machines made it through the factory inspection. Sorted by the best quality bonus, here they are:

Car Model Name	Car Trim Name	Designer	Final Price	Predicted Monthly Sales	Quality Bonus
Wulsen	Boar	xsneakyxsimx	5,144.00	10,546	15
Cattelleto	Tipo 48	fabiremi999	7,172.60	9,895	14
Phaeton	TC	Dog959	7,304.00	6,851	10
Breda	Chiaro	VanZandt_Breda	6,836.00	6,283	9
Pioneer	Premier	Nolan_Cables	7,142.00	4,370	6
Caragiale	Salonul Fericit	William Vires	7,142.00	3,708	5
Accurate Aquila	Veloce	fabiremi999	6,258.00	3,020	4
Regal	Aviator	Nolan_Cables	7,106.00	3,452	5
Vires Motor Co.	Coureur Cont.	William Vires	11,482.00	1,499	2
Truffle Motors	Mako	William Vires	18,114.00	180	0
DCMW	Jawad Twelve	moroza	13,990.20	566	1

Tati: “The Boar at the top? I’m as shocked as you are, folks. It’s like finding out a pig can fly. But hey, it’s cheap and everyone loves a deal!”

Benny: “True, but look at the sales—it’s crushing it! Clearly, people know a good workhorse when they see one.”

Rusty: “I don’t care what anyone says, give me a giant engine any day. At least we know it’ll get things moving.”

2 - The Rankings: From Tame to Wild

Here’s where we get into the good stuff. Ranking these cars by how fun they are to drive, we’ll start from the bottom and work our way up to the ones that might just steal your heart. Or crash it—either way, it’ll be a ride.

11 - Mako (William Vires)

Drivability: 0.55 | Sportiness: 0.17 | Comfort: 0.49

Rusty: “This thing’s priced like a gold bar, but drives like a cement block. Honestly, I’m not sure what it wants to be—a car or a statue.”

Benny: “Hey, cut it some slack. It’s got a unique look, and not every car has to handle like a sports car. It’s more of a piece of art!”

Tati: “I’d hang it in my garage next to the lawnmower.”

10 - Salonul Fericit (William Vires)

Drivability: 0.73 | Comfort: 0.25 | Offroad: 1.00

Tati: “It’s a mixed bag, but hey, it’s Romanian. They know how to handle rough terrain, even if the comfort is…well, minimal.”

Rusty: “Maybe it’s rough on the outside, but it’s got grit! I bet this thing can survive a war… probably because it was designed during one.”

Benny: “Exactly! You don’t need luxury when you’ve got reliability and off-road capability. It’s like the friend who’s always there, even if they’re a bit rough around the edges.”

9 - Jawad Twelve (moroza)

Drivability: 0.71 | Sportiness: 1.00 | Comfort: 0.58

Benny: “This is the 1946 Batmobile, no doubt. It’s dark, sleek, and intimidating—just like Bruce Wayne would’ve driven if he were real.”

Rusty: “Yeah, but even Batman would want a smoother ride than this. It’s like strapping yourself to a rocket but forgetting the seat cushions.”

Tati: “At least it’s got a strong presence. Plus, not every car has to be comfortable, Rusty. Sometimes, you just want to look cool.”

8 - TC (Dog959)

Drivability: 0.82 | Comfort: 0.58 | Sportiness: 0.07

Tati: “A classic charm with modern flair. It’s like driving a time capsule—just don’t expect it to launch you into the future.”

Rusty: “For the price, though, it could’ve done a little more. It’s like getting a steak dinner and finding out it’s mostly salad.”

Benny: “Yeah, but that single-headlight look gives it so much personality! It’s the kind of car that winks at you.”

7 - Tipo 48 (fabiremi999)

Drivability: 0.90 | Comfort: 0.65 | Sportiness: 0.17

Benny: “There’s a balance here—sleek, smooth, and doesn’t take itself too seriously. It’s the car equivalent of that guy at the party who’s cool but not trying too hard.”

Rusty: “Yeah, I’ll give you that. It’s like a reliable friend who won’t let you down. Just don’t expect it to win any races.”

Tati: “You know, sometimes you need balance. Not everyone’s into drag racing, Rusty!”

6 - Boar (xsneakyxsimx)

Drivability: 0.83 | Sportiness: 0.05 | Practicality: 0.99

Tati: “Basically a moving refrigerator. It may not be quick, but it’ll haul your emotional baggage and your groceries.”

Rusty: “It’s got the heart of a truck and the soul of a… pig. But hey, it’s practical. I’ll give it that.”

Benny: “Don’t underestimate practicality, Rusty! This thing is practically indestructible, and that counts for something.”

5 - Aviator (Nolan_Cables)

Drivability: 0.84 | Sportiness: 0.49 | Comfort: 0.33

Tati: “It’s like a suit with scuffed shoes. Almost there, but lacking just enough polish to make you doubt the whole package.”

Rusty: “Still, it’s better than most of what I’ve driven. At least it’s predictable… like a politician’s promise.”

Benny: “Let’s give it credit where it’s due—it’s practical and decent on the road. It may not wow you, but it’ll get you there.”

4 - Premier (Nolan_Cables)

Drivability: 0.83 | Sportiness: 0.14 | Comfort: 0.56

Rusty: “A well-behaved car. Safe, reliable, and not likely to do anything too crazy. Good for grocery runs, but not much more.”

Benny: “Hey, not every car needs to be a wild ride, Rusty. Sometimes you just want something you can depend on, and this is it!”

Tati: “Yeah, it’s the grown-up in the room, but you know, sometimes that’s exactly what you need.”

3 - Coureur Continental (William Vires)

Drivability: 0.82 | Comfort: 1.00 | Prestige: 0.78

Tati: “The Coureur is that snobby French car that shows up at parties to tell you why its wine is better. And you know what? It probably is.”

Rusty: “Yeah, well, comfort’s off the charts, but it’s got about as much sportiness as my couch.”

Benny: “Look, some people care about comfort more than anything else, and for them, this is the ultimate rolling luxury.”

2 - Chiaro (VanZandt_Breda)

Drivability: 0.88 | Comfort: 0.52 | Sportiness: 0.08

Benny: “Smooth, stylish, and good on comfort. It’s like riding on a buttery cloud—just don’t expect it to win any street races.”

Rusty: “Benny, it’s a car, not a croissant!”

Tati: “Yeah, but I’d take a croissant any day if it handled this well.”

1 - Veloce (fabiremi999)

Drivability: 1.00 | Sportiness: 0.59 | Comfort: 0.65

Rusty: “Finally, something to wake you up in the morning. Drivable and sporty—it actually likes being pushed around.”

Tati: “Well, as much as it can be ‘pushed around,’ Rusty. I mean, look at the sportiness value. It’s more like a gentle nudge.”

Benny: “But hey, it’s at the top for a reason—this is a driver’s car. Hands down.”

3 - Join Anytime: It’s Never Too Late for Fun

Missed the deadline for your factory car? Don’t worry, you can still join us with your competition version! The catch? You still have to send a factory car and it’s quality bonus is going to be as real as Benny’s chances of staying sober through a weekend race—nonexistent. At least untill the next factory car submission deadline.

Benny: “Just remember, no bonus means your car’s like Rusty’s old bike—missing a wheel but still trying to compete.”

Rusty: “But hey, better late than never! There’s always a chance to make a comeback.”

4 - The Phaeton TC Released

Dog959’s Phaeton TC is here, a luxurious blast from the past! Dog says it’s a modern take on pre-war luxury, but I say it’s more like bringing back top hats and monocles at a rave.

Tati: “It’s got that snazzy, single-headlight look. The car’s almost winking at you. Very charming, if you don’t mind the high price tag.”

Rusty: “A 1.75 in looks, so it’s better than average. Kind of like that guy you thought was out of your league but ends up having a crush on you.”

Benny: “Exactly! Plus, that pre-war charm is something you can’t replicate. It’s got personality.”

5 - DCMW Jawad Twelve Standard Released

Ah, the Jawad Twelve—the Batmobile of 1946. If Batman existed back then, moroza’s creation would definitely be his ride, all sleek lines and shadows.

Benny: “Yeah, it’s basically the dark knight of the bunch. A solid 2 in looks and with enough tail lights to warn an entire city block you’re coming.”

Rusty: “You’d think the extra lights would make it look faster… but nope.”

Tati: “Hey, at least it’s bold! Sometimes you just want a car that makes a statement, and this one definitely does.”

6 - Update Beta Status from Rafael

Alright, folks, if you’re wondering why things seemed slow, it’s because our fearless leader, Rafael, is working hard to automate the calculations behind the scenes. So next time, fewer delays, more fun. Keep sending those cars, but hold your horses for the Drag and Top Speed competitions—those are coming soon!

Tati: “Look, it’s not easy running a challenge series like this, especially when you’re not a game dev. So, props to Rafael for pushing through and making this happen.”

Benny: “Yeah, no shame in a little manual work. It’s like fixing a car with duct tape—temporary, but it works!”

Rusty: "Hang in there, folks! The madness has only just begun.